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[paracosmic]

You have something that can destroy it?

[any excuse to give the house a little payback.]

What's your plan?

[vacat]

FIRE FIRST.
BUT IF FIRE DOESN'T WORK, THEN I'LL JUST EAT THEM.

[paracosmic]

I can make a molotov cocktail. Do you have a lighter?

[girl]

They're poisonous, so you shouldn't do that.

[vacat]

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
I WILL GET YOU A LIGHTER.
AND SOME BALSAMIC VINEGAR.
IT TASTES GOOD WITH POISON.

[paracosmic]

Okay, but I don't want anyone to get hurt. We should test it out in a place with less people, since we don't know if it'll work or not.

I don't know if you're joking or not.

[vacat]

IF WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE'S SAFETY, THEN WOULDN'T A FLAMETHROWER WORK BETTER THAN A MOLOTOV?

( he is absolutely serious here. he never jokes about chaos and destruction???? )

[paracosmic]

Yes, but...I haven't seen any weapons here.
I could make a small one with hairspray and a lighter, though.

[vacat]

LET'S DO THAT INSTEAD THEN.

( he could just manifest one, but frankly, it sounds more fun to diy a flamethrower. )

YOU MAKE THE FLAMETHROWERS.
I'LL GRAB THE VINEGAR.

[paracosmic]

Consider it done.